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A C, an E-flat and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe concert and a cat fight? A: Nothing
Q: A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? A: The conductor. Business before pleasure.
Q: What has 600 legs and 14 teeth? A: The front row at the Grand Ol' Opry
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one...but the rest of the band stands around and complains about it being electric. Q: What's the difference between a moose and a blues band…… A: The moose has the horns up front and the asshole behind. Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine….. A: With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once. Q: What's the difference between a puppy and a folk singer…. A: Eventually the puppy stops whining. Q: What's the difference between a fiddle player and a dog….. A: The dog knows when to stop scratching. Q: What's the difference between a harmonica player and a terrorist…. A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

A Band gets a gig in a nightclub that’s Mafia owned and operated. The manager is going over the details, 40min. sets, 20 min. breaks, 9 to 1am, And . . . he added, . . if the owner should walk in, he wants to sing “Strangers in the Night”, in 5/4 time. He may not ever show, but if he does, you guys need to be ready to perform that particular song for him to sing. They said, “no problem, except that it’s not in 5/4 time. The manager said, “no, YOU don’t understand. You guys WILL play it in 5/4.” . They said “OK, whatever.” So, the gig went on for several weeks . . . no sign of the owner. The band still wondering how you could do that song in 5/4 time. . . . then one night, he shows up. . . . walks up to the stage, and kicks it off, . . . . . . OK boys, . . a’ one, two, tree, . . . . . . . . “S t r a n g e r s in the M o t h e r-F u c k i n g Night”, . . . . .