[home] [amps] [acoustic guitars] [electric guitars 2] [ bass guitars ] [ p.a.] [wind] [misc]            Musician JOKES page "Banjo Players" [back] [page 1] [page2] [page 3] [page 4] [page 5] [page 6] [page 7] [page 8] [page 9] [page 10] [page 11] [page 12] [page 13] [page 14] [page 15]                                                                      Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike? A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range   Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's Porsche.   Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players? A: It saves time in the long run.   Q: – What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? A: – You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.   Q: – What’s the most common thing said to a BANJO player in a 3-piece suit? A: – "Will the defendant please rise"   Q: What's the definition of Perfect Pitch? A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it hits an accordion.   Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion…. A: No-one cries when you cut up a banjo.