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   RULES of the JAM                    [home] [page 1] [page 2]  [page 3] 

Special rules for Guitar players.
Rule 1.  Turn the volume on the guitar down.
Rule 2.  Turn the volume on the amp down
Rule 3.  Turn the volume on your effects down.
Rule 4.  Listen to the sound man and waitresses when they ask you to turn down.
Special Rules for Drummers
Rule 1.  Keep it simple. Complicated beats make it hard for everyone to play.
Rule 2.  Avoid use of the cymbals. Not every turn-around requires a crashing blitz of brass noise
Rule 3.  We don't need "more cowbell". Use sparingly or leave the cow bell home.
Rule 4.  Bring your friends. For some reason the goofiest drummer always has the
prettiest girl friends.