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The worst Country and Western songs ever recorded
(These are NOT made up - they\'ve all been recorded.) So went the claim which arrived with this list. |
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1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed |
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2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth \'Cause I\'m Kissing You Goodbye |
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3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure |
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4. How Can I Miss You If You Won\'t Go Away? |
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5. I Can\'t Get Over You, So Why Don\'t You Get Under Me |
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6. I Don\'t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling |
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7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. |
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8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine |
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9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don\'t Run, So I figure We Got An Even Deal |
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10. I Keep Forgettin\' I Forgot About You |
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11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well |
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12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better |
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13. I Wouldn\'t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I\'m Afraid She\'d Win |
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14. I\'ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let\'s Honeymoon Tonight |
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15. I\'m So miserable Without You, It\'s Like Having You Here |
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16. I\'ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over you |
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17. If I Can\'t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You |
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18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I\'d Be Out of Prison By Now |
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19. Mama Get A Hammer (There\'s A Fly On Papa\'s Head) |
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20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Love Rovers |
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21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him |
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22. Please Bypass this Heart |
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23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger |
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24. You\'re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
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25. It\'s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All day. |
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26. I Ain\'t Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I\'ve Sure Woke Up With A Few. |
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27. If the Phone Don\'t Ring, You\'ll Know It\'s Me.
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