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Q:
What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: You can hit a baseball further
with a bassoon.
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Q: What do you
call a beautiful woman on a guitar player's arm?
A: A tattoo. |
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Q:
How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?
A: On the first day of school he
turns into the wrong classroom. |
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AlQueda has taken 90 accordion players hostage.
If their demands aren't met, they'll release one every hour.
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Q:
What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?
A: Puts on her clothes and goes
home. |
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Q:
What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a baby
elephant?
A: Eleven pounds. |
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Q:
What's the best recording of the Walton Violin Concerto?
A: "Music Minus One" |
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Q:
Why are violinist's fingers like lightning?
A: They rarely strike the same spot
twice. |
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Q:
How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway?
A: Seven- if you lay them out
correctly. |
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Q:
What's the difference between a puppy and a
singer-songwriter?
A: Eventually the puppy stops
whining. |
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Q:
Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to
get into and out of cars. |
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Q:
There are two tuba players sitting in a car. Who's driving?
A: The policeman |
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Q:
Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the
handicapped zones. |
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Q:
Why did the clarinet player marry the accordion player?
A: Upward mobility.
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This trombone player gets hired to play an annual big band gig
for good dough on New Years Eve.
At this gig his playing was superb, he read the book quite well
and improvised his butt off on the charts.
The band leader was impressed and takes him aside after the show
and says to him,
"man, you can really play. we've been needing a good bone player
for this new years eve gig for quite
awhile. So, consider yourself hired for next year, and each year
after if you want it."
The trombone player excitedly accepted the praise and the offer,
and then tentatively asked:
"Is it okay if i just leave my horn here?"
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