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Why Guitars Are BETTER THAN WOMEN

  • Guitars don\'t get pregnant.
  • You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
  • A guitar only gives feedback when you want it to
  • Guitars don\'t have parents.
  • Guitars don\'t whine... unless you want them to.
  • You can share your Guitar with your friends.
  • You can play a guitar in public without being arrested
  • Guitars don\'t care how many other Guitars you\'ve played
  • Guitars don\'t care how many other Guitars you have.
  • Guitars don\'t care if you look at other Guitars.
  • Guitars don\'t care if you buy Guitar magazines.
  • You\'ll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
  • If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
  • Your Guitar doesn\'t care if you never listen to it.
  • Your Guitar won\'t care if you leave up the toilet seat.
  • You don\'t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
  • If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don\'t have to apologize before you play it again.
  • You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won\'t get sore.
  • You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won\'t get frustrated.
  • Your parents won\'t remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
  • Guitars don\'t get headaches.
  • Guitars don\'t insult you if you\'re a bad player.
  • Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
  • Guitars don\'t care if you\'re late.
  • You don\'t have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
  • If your Guitar doesn\'t look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
  • You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
  • Your friends won\'t make fun of you for playing a guitar that is older than you are
  • The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
  • When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

and last, but not least:

  • If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don\'t have to give up half of everything you own.